"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?" ― Frank Carson Topic(s): Car More From Frank Carson "I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man." "I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." More In Car "I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the ‘pack the kids into the car and run from here to there’ out of the equation."― Ree Drummond "I was at a party, and some squiggly looking dude with a bow tie came up and said, ‘How’d you like to be on TV?’ Turns out he was the programming guy at the Food Network. They had me come into the office, and I did a ‘Ready, Set, Cook’ with Emeril Lagasse, I believe."― Mario Batali "I remember being at Greenblatt’s on Sunset, and some guy just walked straight up to me, and he had some bling on and whatever, and said something about a party down in Malibu and asked if I would jump in his car and go to the party. All I could think was, ‘Who are you? I don’t know you, and I don’t care about how good your car is.’"― Yvonne Strahovski