"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man." ― Frank Carson Topic(s): Funny More From Frank Carson "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?" "I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." More In Funny "Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets."― Larry Hagman "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."― Spike Milligan "A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters."― Barbara Corcoran
