"I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." ― Frank Carson Topic(s): Marriage More From Frank Carson "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?" "I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man." More In Marriage "I don’t have any romantic ideas about marriage. Trust me. A white dress… ? No. It’s not something for me."― Diane Kruger "I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage."― Bede Griffiths "I guess you kind of got to realize that once you in a marriage, whatever it is, you gotta deal with it. Not necessarily that you got to accept it, but you have to deal with it and try your best to make it work for you, for the both of you."― Faith Evans