More From Mitch Hedberg
- "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap."
- "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
- "Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show."
More In Travel
- "Don Quixote’s ‘Delusions’ is an excellent read – far better than my own forthcoming travel book, ‘Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.’"― Arthur Smith
- "People say, what is she thinking? I’m thinking: fun; cash; travel."― Gail Porter
- "I really enjoy what I do, and who I’m with and where I am. Having said that, I’m not really a person of habit, because what I do in my job is travel around the world and play concerts to people, and occasionally do very weird things."― Robert Smith