More From Mitch Hedberg
- "I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that."
- "Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show."
- "I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all."
More In Positive
- "Indeed, our particular concept of private property, which deters us from exhausting the positive resources of the earth, favors pollution."― Garrett Hardin
- "And I understand that, I testified in closed hearings over eight years because there are intelligence matters, there are sensitive matters that should not be held in a public hearing."― Louis Freeh
- "We can all put weight on or lose weight."― Keith Emerson