More From Joe Rogan
- "I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way."
- "Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."
- "I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."
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- "Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself."― Chris Rock