Joe Rogan

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"Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Sports
"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Marriage
"I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Imagination
"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Funny
"The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Funny
"I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Funny
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Funny
"It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Funny
"That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Funny
"I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
― Joe Rogan
Topic(s): Famous

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