"Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself." ― Chris Rock Topic(s): Funny More From Chris Rock "Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four." "Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy." "I love being famous. It’s almost like being white." More In Funny "I can’t not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me."― Greg Kinnear "I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included."― Steven Wright "I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."― Mickey Rooney