"I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern." ― Mickey Rooney Topic(s): Funny More From Mickey Rooney "Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day." More In Funny "It’s a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That’s sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn’t happen to me."― Joel Coen "The problem was just a mean attitude that festers and has to be challenged."― Major Owens "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."― George Burns