More From Joan Rivers
- "What are people going to do? Fire me? I’ve been fired before. Not book me? I’ve been out of work before. I don’t care."
- "She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
- "People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
More In Funny
- "So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes."― Aisha Tyler
- "I will have to earn trust and respect from my kids."― Tiger Woods
- "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."― Casey Stengel