More From Tiger Woods
- "I wake up every day and I can’t wait to go to work, and that’s a gift. Not too many people have the opportunity to feel that way."
- "I’m not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I’m trying."
- "If money titles meant anything, I’d play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then it’s been a good year."
More In Funny
- "‘Lucky’ is for laughs, and there’s really nothing funny that I’m doing on ‘Dexter.’ I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn’t mean that they are a harmless little bunny."― Colin Hanks
- "However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be."― Craig Kilborn
- "I’m undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."― Hillary Clinton