"She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven." ― Joan Rivers Topic(s): War More From Joan Rivers "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found." "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds." "Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’." More In War "I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War."― Dave Barry "The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown, he will give away his energies and his life just to make sure that one note follows another… and leaves us with the feeling that something is right in the world."― Leonard Bernstein "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war."― Ann Coulter