"She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."― Joan Rivers Topic(s): WarMore From Joan Rivers"Never floss with a stranger.""Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.""I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."More In War"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."― Voltaire"We made connections between the monsters created by war and the monsters he created, the typical outcast that Whale was attracted to, and the monster in himself, that’s inside all of us."― Bill Condon"I hate war. Absolutely, I hate war."― Norman Schwarzkopf