"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): War Tags: gigantic More From Dave Barry "It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent." "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate." "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." More In War "Neither science, nor the politics in power, nor the mass media, nor business, nor the law nor even the military are in a position to define or control risks rationally."― Ulrich Beck "I took up writing to escape the drudgery of that every day cubicle kind of war."― Walter Mosley "I remember the ’80s being about the Cold War and Reagan and the homeless problem and AIDS. To me, it was kind of a dark, depressing time."― John Cusack