"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." ― Casey Stengel Topic(s): Funny More From Casey Stengel "Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?" "The trick is growing up without growing old." "Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits." More In Funny "There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."― Jean Baudrillard "The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we’re just trying to find stuff to say. None of us had gotten to really talk about the movie until that moment and they were in New York and we were in L.A."― Jay Roach "I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."― Emo Philips