More From Jack Dee
- "If I’m pushed, I’d also have to admit I don’t like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. ‘No thanks, I’m allergic.’ Why not just say ‘No thanks’? I wasn’t asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that’s all."
- "I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within."
- "I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldn’t."
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- "I wasn’t the best in my class at the Royal Academy. There was a really good soprano and baritone who were technically better and are doing really well in opera now. But I was definitely the best mezzo-soprano in my class, because I was the only one of those!"― Katherine Jenkins
- "I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help – and God’s."― Lyndon B. Johnson
- "Funny is funny."― Don Rickles