"I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for your help – and God’s." ― Lyndon B. Johnson Topic(s): Funny More From Lyndon B. Johnson "The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men." "Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one." "There is but one way for a president to deal with Congress, and that is continuously, incessantly, and without interruption. If it is really going to work, the relationship has got to be almost incestuous." More In Funny "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights."― Jay London "It’s funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life."― Jimi Hendrix "Doing the right thing has power."― Laura Linney