"Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Pet More From George Carlin "Electricity is really just organized lightning." "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established." More In Pet "Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet."― Pam Brown "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."― Garrison Keillor "People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves."― August Strindberg