More From George Carlin
- "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
- "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."
- "Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that."
More In Funny
- "Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons’ subversive story telling, but there’s another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories."― Matt Groening
- "You do the right thing even if it makes you feel bad. The purpose of life is not to be happy but to be worthy of happiness."― Tracy Kidder
- "There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together."― Josh Billings