"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Money More From George Carlin "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." "What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?" "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." More In Money "I mean, Dodd-Frank is strangling small community banks. It doesn’t make any difference what the interest rate is. They’re not – they’re not going to loan the money because they can’t make any money for one thing plus the cost of compliance."― Rick Perry "Poetry does not consist of words alone; there must be sentiment and fancy, combination and arrangement."― Samuel Prout "I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one ‘race’ – the human race – and that we are all members of it."― Margaret Atwood