"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Family More From George Carlin "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established." "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." "Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that." More In Family "At a certain point I’m going to want to have a family."― Gwen Stefani "God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease."― Frank Knox "A good job is more than just a paycheck. A good job fosters independence and discipline, and contributes to the health of the community. A good job is a means to provide for the health and welfare of your family, to own a home, and save for retirement."― James H. Douglas