More From George Carlin
- "Religion is just mind control."
- "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
- "I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
More In Funny
- "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."― Joan Rivers
- "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t."― Margaret Thatcher
- "Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public’s desire for him to be funny simply because he’s so good at it."― Ben Stein