"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." ― Garrison Keillor Topic(s): Pet More From Garrison Keillor "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough." "The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose." "I’m not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn’t think my schedule looked so busy." More In Pet "There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans."― Angus Young "Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."― Rod McKuen "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."― Robert Benchley