"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose." ― Garrison Keillor Topic(s): Food More From Garrison Keillor "Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average." "Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people." "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted." More In Food "Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, is the holy of holies of Jewish time. It is that rarest of phenomena, a Jewish festival without food. Instead it is a day of fasting and prayer, introspection and self-judgment when, collectively and repeatedly, we confess our sins and pray to be written into God’s Book of Life."― Jonathan Sacks "On this National Agriculture Day, when we all should be taking time to thank and pay tribute to America’s farmers, ranchers and their families who produce the food for our tables, we are finding those same people in dire need of our help and support."― Michael McCaul "Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up."― Morgan Freeman