"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Funny More From George Carlin "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." "Electricity is really just organized lightning." More In Funny "If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving."― Henny Youngman "A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."― Ernest Hemingway "When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine."― David Brenner
