"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man." ― Frank Carson Topic(s): Funny More From Frank Carson "I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance." "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?" More In Funny "I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person."― Janeane Garofalo "I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government other than another. It is of no moment to the happiness of an individual."― Samuel Johnson "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."― W. C. Fields