"There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." ― David Letterman Topic(s): Business Tags: business, there More From David Letterman "I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host." "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." "The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves." More In Business "Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top."― Robert Browning "And I trusted someone to look after me on the business side of life."― Elton John "Women writers have been told, forever, that our stories were not valuable. Not as valuable as men’s stories about wars, business, power."― Joyce Maynard