"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
― David Letterman
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― David Letterman
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- "The private citizen, beset by partisan appeals for the loan of his Public Opinion, will soon see, perhaps, that these appeals are not a compliment to his intelligence, but an imposition on his good nature and an insult to his sense of evidence."― Walter Lippmann
- "Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked."― Steve Wozniak
- "I just feel like if I do good work, then people should respect me for the work I do."― Scott Caan