"The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Sports Tags: problem, sports, winter More From Dave Barry "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers." "Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." "Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." More In Sports "Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."― Joe Rogan "Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day."― Nicolas Chamfort "You win some, lose some, and wreck some."― Dale Earnhardt