"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
― Dave Barry
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Age
― Dave Barry
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- "The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
- "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
- "Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."
More In Age
- "I think it’s hard, the fact that there’s a certain age that we can’t have kids anymore."― Courteney Cox
- "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."― Mark Twain
- "We asserted ourselves as a music community, and showed legislators that music is positive. Especially if you’ve sold 300 million records worldwide and pay taxes."― Krist Novoselic