More From Dave Barry
- "It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
- "Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."
- "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate."
More In Life
- "It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you."― Kin Hubbard
- "If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel’s heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence."― George Eliot
- "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."― Charles Darwin