"If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Funny Tags: films More From Woody Allen "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government." "Eighty percent of success is showing up." "To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition." More In Funny "A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists."― Don Marquis "It is only after one is in trouble that one realizes how little sympathy and kindness there are in the world."― Nellie Bly "‘Funny Games’ was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that’s quite different. ‘Funny Games’ is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience."― Michael Haneke