"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Government Tags: believe, something, there More From Woody Allen "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." "Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television." "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." More In Government "If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists – to protect them and to promote their common welfare – all else is lost."― Barack Obama "As an artist I have an even more abiding interest in the compact between the Arts and Government."― Theodore Bikel "I’ve been subject to how many security clearance procedures and I must say as irritating as some people may find them I think they are absolutely essential to making sure that people who work in sensitive positions in the national security field in our government are entirely loyal to the United States."― John Bolton