"A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists."― Don Marquis Topic(s): FunnyMore From Don Marquis"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.""Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.""An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience."More In Funny"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."― Steven Wright"I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn’t?"― Paul Merton"Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself."― Cathy Guisewite