"A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children." ― David Brenner Topic(s): Funny More From David Brenner "When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine." More In Funny "Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."― Joey Adams "Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you’re trying to be funny. If you’re not funny, then it’s really embarrassing and you look stupid."― Dominic Cooper "What I am is how I came out. No one’s perfect and you just have to accept your flaws and learn to love yourself."― Kelly Brook