"Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Home Tags: basically, immature More From Woody Allen "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government." "I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens." "If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job." More In Home "I speak relatively little, except when I’m at home and I’m asking for things."― Roger Moore "Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."― Samuel Johnson "And, you know, being able to wear the stars and stripes, when you step up on one of the blocks or, you know, when you step off of an airplane or when you hear the national anthem play, you know, it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world because you know that there are people at home who are supporting you and watching you."― Michael Phelps