More From Steven Wright
- "I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy."
- "I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included."
- "Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! I’ll go over to a little baby and say ‘What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life!’"
More In Age
- "I don’t know if it’s responsible for kids of my age to be so aggressively pursuing monogamous binds, because I don’t think we’re ready for them. The romanticism within our culture dictates that that’s what you’re supposed to be looking for."― Ezra Miller
- "I think it’s quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I’m Warren Beatty: until I met my present wife, at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends."― Colin Firth
- "Remember that I was out of the closet at the age of sixteen. My parents knew I was gay; I’d had to tell them."― Boy George