"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Morning More From Rodney Dangerfield "My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive." "My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home." "My mother had morning sickness after I was born." More In Morning "I’m not really a morning person."― Steve Burton "I made that decision back in 1985. I was out here getting certified in SCUBA with Garcia in Kona and I thought to myself, this is a place to wake up in in the morning."― Bill Kreutzmann "Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem here."― Golda Meir