"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax." ― Rita Rudner Topic(s): War More From Rita Rudner "Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in." "I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours." "Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" More In War "When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down."― Louise Brown "Let us not be deceived we are today in the midst of a cold war."― Bernard Baruch "With the end of the cold war, all the ‘isms’ of the 20th century – Fascism, Nazism, Communism and the evil of apartheid-ism – have failed. Except one. Only democracy has shown itself true the help of all mankind."― Jack Kemp