"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
― Rita Rudner
Topic(s):
Women
More From Rita Rudner
- "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso."
- "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- "I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
More In Women
- "We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us."― Suze Orman
- "Suddenly women’s lib had made me feel my life had been wasted."― Barbara Bush
- "I look at Jessica Alba and think she’s got a great body. I think that’s what women are supposed to look like."― Ashley Tisdale