"Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." ― Mitch Hedberg Topic(s): Communication More From Mitch Hedberg "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall." More In Communication "The level of communication you can achieve with an infant is really profound."― Mayim Bialik "It is quite an illusion to imagine that one adjusts to reality essentially without the use of language and that language is merely an incidental means of solving specific problems of communication or reflection."― Edward Sapir "I think it’s fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we’ve ever created. They’re tools of communication, they’re tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."― Bill Gates