"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall." ― Mitch Hedberg Topic(s): Nature More From Mitch Hedberg "I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down." "This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… it’s dirty." "Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults." More In Nature "England has always been disinclined to accept human nature."― E. M. Forster "Most Evangelicals claim to be politically non-partisan, and say they only identify with the Republican Party because the Republicans are committed to ‘family values.’"― Tony Campolo "Nature is an infinite sphere of which the center is everywhere and the circumference nowhere."― Blaise Pascal