More From Mitch Hedberg
- "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
- "Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
- "I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
More In Beauty
- "There is great beauty in going through life without anxiety or fear. Half our fears are baseless, and the other half discreditable."― Christian Nestell Bovee
- "Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."― John Donne
- "The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn’t mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it."― Johnny Depp