"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." ― Jimmy Durante Topic(s): Funny More From Jimmy Durante "Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did." More In Funny "I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin’ the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin’ the blues myself, but I’m writing them for other people who have a hard life."― Chris Isaak "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."― Steven Wright "If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!"― Demetri Martin