More From Demetri Martin
- "For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I’d come home and go to church and everybody would say, ‘Oh, my God. Demetri, you’re working at the White House.’"
- "If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."
- "I didn’t do improv in college, I never performed, I didn’t do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major."
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