"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Marriage More From Henny Youngman "A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student." "When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays." "I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock." More In Marriage "I still believe in marriage."― Frank Bruno "I oppose a constitutional amendment against gay marriage."― Ed Case "Mr. DeMille’s theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women. The want to be taken, ruled, raped. That was his theory."― Hedy Lamarr