"When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Medical More From Henny Youngman "She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." "I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock." "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!" More In Medical "It’s just such a pleasure to bring a talent you respect to the world."― Tina Weymouth "After he was assassinated, his family and the men who had served him continued the lying and began the destruction, censoring and hiding of JFK’s medical records."― Richard Reeves "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it."― Erma Bombeck