"Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Pet More From George Carlin "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." "I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work." "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." More In Pet "I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him."― William H. Macy "Psychiatry causes so much death."― Kate Millett "Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it."― Rod McKuen
