"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion." ― Fred Allen Topic(s): Funny More From Fred Allen "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." "An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission." More In Funny "I read a lot of scripts that I just don’t find very funny."― Jennifer Aniston "Everything we do should be a result of our gratitude for what God has done for us."― Lauryn Hill "It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."― Joe Rogan