More From Emo Philips
- "Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."
- "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks."
- "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."― Peter Ustinov
- "I did grow up with a really big interest in math and science; I liked it."― Linda M. Godwin
- "Chevy Chase and Bill Murray – we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn’t think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian."― David Zucker