"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." ― Emo Philips Topic(s): Computers More From Emo Philips "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks." "Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps." "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." More In Computers "The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money… But we are not going to buy Yahoo!"― Sumner Redstone "Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!"― Jonathan Shapiro "The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing."― Douglas Engelbart